{100+} Super Filmy Dialogue For Whatsapp Status in 2018

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{100+} Super Filmy Dialogue For Whatsapp Status in 2018

Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko … kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko

Agar mujhe malum hota ki mujhe dekhkar tumhare chehre pe hazaar watt ki muskaan phail jati … toh main kab ka aa chuka hota

Mussal dekha mussal … masal ke rakh doonga

Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai … par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu

Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be … kitna nacha raha hai?

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Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon … tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon … tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi … tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi

Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai … dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai

Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hoon

Zara se ghao ko cancer bana diya hai tumne

Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai … aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai

Love marriage mein aadmi khud apni marzi se kuaye ke andhar jaata hai … arranged marriage mein aadmi ka pura khandaan usko kuaye ke andhar dhakel deta hai … lekin jaata toh kuaye mein hi hai

Done done London karo ji

Saanp ke phan se pichwada mat khujao … zeher phail gaya toh septic ho jayega

Kehte hai pyar mein neend udh jaati hai … koi humse bhi mohabbat kare … kambhakt neend bahut aati hai

Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai … Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

Uski koi kamzori hogi, koi maa ya behan ? (He must have some weakness, some mother, some sister)

Chaccha, bees saal sey jo aag mere dil be bhadak rahi hai, who aaj iska khoon peekar bujhegi (Uncle, the fire that has been crackling within my heart for twenty years will be extinguished today after I drink his blood, Dharmendra)

Aur teesray badshah hum hain (After the hero draws two kings in a game of three card flash) (And the third king is us, Shatrughan Sinha special)

Hum duniya se nahin hai, duniya humse hain (I am not from the world, the world is from me, Raaj Kumar special).

Hey bhagwan, mere suhaag ki raksha karna (O God, protect the parting of my head)

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Too paida hotey hi mar kyo nahin gayee (usually preceded by a declaration of loss of virginity) (Why did you not die when you were born?)

Main to tumhare baarey main aisa soch bhi nahin sakti this (I could not even think such of you)

Koi Dekh Lega / Hato naa, log kiya kahengay / Huttye jee! Aap bade woh hain….(Someone will see / Move no people say what / Move, O master, You are very that)

Main abhi kunwari hoon(I am still a guardian of my own virtue by way of my unmarried virginity)

Main aapke liye baadam doodh le aati hoon (Suhaag Raat) (I have brought you almond milk – )

Maan gaya toh thik hai … varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon

Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi … aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho … aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

Dye karne ki umar mein ladai karne nikle hai

Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?

Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti … aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti

22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement … aur phir maut ka intezaar … dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon

“Khabardaar jo muje chuaa, mein apni jaan de dungi.”

“Bhagwan ke liye chhor doh.”

“Is budhi maa kaa tere siwaa aur kaun hai.”

“Ek baar iske haat pile kar dun, phir mei chain se mar sakta hu.”

“Mei tumahare bina nai jee sakti!”

“Bhagwaan maine tumse aaj tak kutch tak naai mangaa.”

“Mere bhaiya ko, lambi umar dena bhagwaan.”

“Kanoon jazbaat nahi, sabot dekhti hai.”

“Tere saamne teri maut khadi hai kutte.”

“Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar doh. Police ne tume charon taraf se gher liya hai.”

“Bhagwan pe bharosaa rakho sab theek ho jaaega.”

“Aah haa haa, maharani, waha baithey baithey kya kar rai hai.”

“Mei kehti hoon … Door ho ja meri nazro se. “

“Gaddari ki ek hi sazaa hoti hai maut!”

Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhod do…..

Itni achi cheez bhagwan ke liye chod doon. Kabhi nahin!

Kutte Kameene main tera khoon pee jaaoonga

Bhagwan maine aaj tak tumse kuch nhi maanga..

Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?

Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.

Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat, tum kya jaano Ramesh babu

Draupadi teri akele ki nahi hai … hum sab shareholder hain

“Kuch pane ke liye bhi kuch khona padta hai, aur kuch pa kar khone wale koBaziger kehte hain”.

“Ek ladki thi dewani si , Ek ladke pe woh marti thi , nazren jhuka ke, sharma ke, galion se guzrti thi, chori chori chupke chupke chitthiyan likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad us ko, jane kis se darti thi,jab bhi milti thi mujh se, mujh se poocha karti thi, yeh pyar kaise hota hai, yeh pyar kaise hota hai, aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha”

“Pyar dosti hai, agar woh meri sab se acchi dost nahi ban sakti to main us se pyaar kar hi nahi sakta”

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“Parampara Dad, Parampara , pehle aap gaye the phir bhaiya gaye the aur ab mujhe jana chahiye”

Iss ghar ke darwaze tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band ho gaye hain

Aaj ke baad us kaminey ka naam bhi liya toh mera mara muh dekhegi

Koi chalaki karne ki koshish mat karna. Police ne tumhe chaaron taraf se gher liya hai

Duniya ki koi takat hume juda nahin kar sakti

Wow mom! So are we looking at asparagus salad, ravioli, sushi and caramel custard?!!

Main tumhara yeh ehsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolunga

Kanoon ke hath bohot lambe hote hain

Karamjali! Apne maa-baap ko toh paida hote hi kha gayi ab humein bhi maar dalna chahti hai?

Kya isi din ke liye maine tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?