100+ Amazing Funny Status for Whatsapp in English

100+ Amazing Funny  Status for Whatsapp in English

RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.

As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.

Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.

If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.

I’M Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.

Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.

Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.

If You Say You’Re Cooler Than Me….Does That Make Me Hotter Than You ?

I”M Going To Bed Really Means I’M Going To Lie In Bed And Go On My Phone.

I Don’T Always Get Asked Out On A Date. But When I Do….It’S On April 1St.

Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice..

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…


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Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!

Totally available! Please disturb me…

I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.

Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.

I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.

Am I Only The One Who Calculates How Much Sleep I Can Get Before Going To Bed ?

I’M Super Lazy Today !! Which Is Like Normal Lazy, But I’M Also Wearing A Cape.

That Moment When You Miss One Step On The Stairs & You Think You’Re About To Die.

Dear Math, Please Grow Up & Solve Your Own Problems. I’M Tried Of Solving Them For You.

Sometimes I Wish I Was A Bird….So I Could Fly Over Certain People & Poop On Their Heads.


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The Biggest Difference Between Men And Women Is What Comes To Mind When The Word Facial Is Used.

They Say That Love Is More Important Than Money, But Have Ever Tried To Pay Your Bills With A Hug ?

People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason.

No. I Am Not Single. I Am In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.

When Guys Get Jealous, Its Actually Kind A Cute. When Girls Get Jealous World War Iii Is A About To Start.

Everything Happens For A Reason. But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’Re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision.

Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. So, If You Can’T Laugh At Yourself, Call Me….I’Ll Laugh At You.

When You’Are Stressed, You Eat Ice Cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why ? Because Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts.

People Often Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, But They Neglect To Mention That An Overdose Can Cause One’S Ass Too Fall Off.

Never Get Jealous When You See Your Ex With Someone Else, Because Our Parents Taught Us To Give Our Used Toys To The Less Fortunate.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.


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People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Winter as Hell – I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet …

Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, “What are you doing ?!” He replied: “Schweppes: Drink Different..”

I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson ..

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you “continue to be who you are” in your birthday.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, Be One.

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

You never really lose anything until you lose your best friend.

This distance between us could never stop me from loving you…

Friends are like your backbone. They are always there when you need support.

If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh!!

Best friends become the highlight of your life and the ‘low light’ of your problems.

Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.