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{100+} Best Funny Hindi Movie Dialogues For Your GF/BF [2018]

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{100+} Best Funny Hindi Movie Dialogues For Your GF/BF [2018]

Phir se poochoge… toh main haan keh doongi

Khel khel mein, khel khel ke, khel khel yeh aa jayega,
haar jeet se, haar jeet ke, jeet haar sikhayega… khel khel mein

Russia Mein Russian Ladki Ke Saath
Mein Russian Vodka Pine Ki Baat Hi Kuch Aur Hai.

Yodha Hun,
Thokar Pathar Se Lage Tabhi Haath Talvar Par Hi Jata Hai

Jung Mein Khone Wale Phir Bhi Mil Jaate Hai,
Apne Angaan Mein Khone Wale Milte Nahi Hai.

Aandhi Roke Toh Hum Toofan,
Toofan Roke Toh Hum Aag Ka Dariya,
Yeh Shapath Hai Bajirao Balaal Ki…
Har Har Mahadev

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Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne k liye haarna bhi padta h,
aur haar k jeetne wale ko baazigar kehte h

Amitabh Bachhan “Aaj mere paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, paisa hai…….!
Tumhare paas kya hain ??? Shashi Kapoor “Mere paas..Mere paas…mere paas Maaa hain…mera ego bhut bda hai status

Tumhare ishq se bani hoon main … pehle zinda thi … ab jee rahi hoon main.

“Chedi Singh, hum tumme itne chhedd krenge, ki
confuse ho jaoge ki saans kaha se lein, aur Pad kaha se

Dil to har kisi ke paas hota hai,
lekin sab, Dilwale nahin hote

Hum kitne din jiye yeh zaroori nahi …
hum un dino mein kitna jeeye yeh zaroori hai

Kuch galiyan, kuch ghar yaadon ki tarah hote hai …
hum mein ek pal mein hi apne paas le aate hai

Besharam badtameez khudgarz hota hai.
par pyar toh aaise hi hota hai.

Namaaz mein woh thi … par
laga dua hamari manzoor ho gayi.

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Pyar hi toh woh jaado hai … joh umar
bhar jawan banaye rakhta hai.

Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai?
Main toh peeta hoon ke bas saans le saku

“Tu mujhe nahin maar sakti.
Tu meri maa hai,”

Bande hain hum uske, hum pe kiska zor…umeedo ke suraj, nikle chaaron aurr …
iraade hai fauladi, himmati har kadam…apne haatho kismat likhne, aaj chale hain hum

Jinke apne sapne poore nahi hote na …
woh doosron ke sapne poore kartein hai

Bachcha kabil bano, kabil … kamyabi
to sali jhak maar ke peeche bhagegi

Main udna chahta hoon, daudna chahta hoon,
girna bhi chahta hoon … bus rukna nahi chahta

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi …
tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi

Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai …
Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

Mere baare mein itna mat sochna… Dil mein aata hoon… samajh mein nahin.

Mujhe achcha banne ka koi shauk nahin hai… suna hai upar wala achche logon ko bohut jald apne paas bula leta hai.

Mujhe aansuon se sakht allergy hai.

Ladkiyon ko IQ nahin CQ chahiye… “Cool Quotient”.

Boss number kam hai … dimag nahin

Zindagi mein teen cheezein kabhi underestimate mat karna… I, Me and Myself!

It’s hard to improve… Kyuki, perfection ko improve karna mushkil hota hai.

Moongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote … toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti.

Bharosa bhi hai, himmat bhi hai aur taqat bhi… Aur pagalpan hadh se zyada.

Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka… lekin actually hoon bohut bade harami type ka.

Mann ki guarantee, pyar ki guarantee, kaam bhi ki guarantee … guarantee card ke saath paida hona chahiye tha.

Raaste ki parwah karoonga toh … manzil bura maan jayegi

Joh aadmi limit mein rehta hai … woh zindagi bhar limit mein hi reh jaata hai

Joh haarta hai, wohi toh jeetne ka matlab jaanta hai

Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch haarna bhi parta hai … aur haar kar jeetne waale ko baazigar kehte hai

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Bachcha kabil bano, kabil … kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche bhagegi.

Log apni zindagi banate hai … main apni jannat banata hoon

Don’t underestimate the power of a common man..

Pasand aai to dil main, nahi to dimag main bhi nahi..

Jab log tumhare khilaf bolne lage samajhlo tarakki kar rahe ho. .

Jinke apne sapne poore nahi hote na … woh doosron ke sapne poore kartein hai

Jali ko aag kehte hain, bhuji ko raakh kehte hain, jis raakh se barood bane usey Vishwanath kehte hain.

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim

Saara sheher mujhe Loin ke naamse jaanta hai.

Dosti ka ek usool hai, madam: no sorry, no thank you

Tension lene ka nahin, sirf dene ka

Zindagi mein teen cheezon ke peechey kabhi nahin bhagna chahiye-bus, train aur chhokri

Nazdiki fayda dekhne se pahle, door ka nuksan sochna chahiye.

Great men are not born great, they grow great.

Zindagi badi honi chahiye, lambi nahi.

If you like me raise your hand, if don’t raise your STANDARD.

Uska to na bad luck hi kharab hai,.

Maangi hui cheez lautani padti hai, main kamana chahta hun. .

Koi pyaar kare toh tumse kare, tum jaise ho waise kare. Koi tumko badal kar pyaar kare toh woh pyaar nahin, sauda hai.

Mogambo khush hua.

Main un mein se hoon … joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon.

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