Santa to Gf-I Love You…agar 1 baap ki beti hai to haa bolegi
GF-ladki ne santa ko gale laga liya.
1 pdosi to
2- tere kutte ne meri kitab fad di hai.
2 pdosi – main use abhi saja deta hun.
1 pdosi- maine saja de di.
2 PDOSI- vo kaise.
1 pdosi- main uski katori ka dudh pi gaya.
Boy to GOD- tumne Girls ko itna khubsurat Q banya, GOD-taki tum usse pyr kr sko,
Boy-to fir tumne use akal kam Q di,
GOD-taki wo tmse pyr kr ske.
If God Gives Me 24 Hours Befor Death,
I Will Spend 23:59 Minutes With U,
& In Last Minute
I Will Press Ur Neck & Say
Chalo Na Saath Chalte Hai.
New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
and write below :
“Scratch here for ANSWERS”
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When a Guy does Something Wrong!
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !! :
When a Girl does Something Wrong!
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn’t mean to!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry..!!:
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day.
What is this?
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
Examples of stupid questions people ask..
1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin?
2. When it’s rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: – r u going out in dis rain?
3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u?
4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- did u just hav a bath?
5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- goin up?
6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose fl.wers?
7. U’r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?
My girlfriend said she wants me
to make her feel like she is the only girl in the world.
So I’m going to drop her off in the desert and leave!
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Santa asked to Ramdev Baba- Baba I want to learn such Yoga
Which makes me owner of Patanjali Ayurved.
Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger…
I Ran away…
To Save d Tiger…Only 1411 r left!!! 😉
Otherwise u know me..
perfect things in life u should never lose:
2. Self respect
Well…….. u know my name right..?
1.Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’s wife, Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I am on tour!!
Wife Hints to Husband for A New Car
Saying,”Dear, Buy me Something that
goes 0 to 80 in 3 Seconds when I Am On It”
Husband Gifted Her
A Weighting Machine.. :-)Hhahaha
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle’
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.
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The Only Man In This World,
Who Likes A Women Fully Covered Is..
LIFE INSURANCE AGENT.. :-D.
Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra
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If you have a pear shaped body, you should not wear pear colored clothes or act juicy.
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”
Husband: “Bloody English Language!
Whenever I’m on my computer, I don’t type ‘lol’. I type ‘lqtm’ – laugh quietly to myself. It’s more honest.
Isn’t it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
Stalking – When two people go for a long romantic walk together and only one of them knows it.
I don’t even know how to spell anymore. I type the 1st half of the word and wait for auto correct to do the rest.!!
Me: ‘Viber’ use karti ho ?
She: Nahin ‘Jhaaru’ use karti hon..Paani zyada ho to Viper bhi…
Me: Delete Viber ‘Burns Mobile.’
“This guy is such a sweetheart, And he loves me! I am going to treat him like my brother”.
They tie dog to the pole..
So they don’t move.
That’s how I feel
When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger…
Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?
Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for? 20Rs is more than enough! Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half…
When I was kid I was going to change the world. & Today if the remote is on the other end of the couch, I don’t even change the channel…
Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…
whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun…
Tried practicing Fruit Ninja in the kitchen, ended up playing Temple Run with my mom chasing me like an Angry Bird…
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, My mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after,
I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
to read a 1000 pages book
what a talent.