Best Whatsapp Status in English {*Ultimate Edition 2018*}

Best Whatsapp Status in English {*Ultimate Edition 2018*}

I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.

When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!

Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.


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You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

You’re already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.

Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

Everyone says that love hurts, but thats not true. Loneliness hurts, rejection hurts, losing someone hurts. Everyone confuse these things with love.

Sometimes the last thing you want to hear is the first thing you need to hear.

Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.

Pretending to be busy writing when the teacher starts calling on random people.

My home is in heaven. I am just traveling through this world.

Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say… I am Mind Blowing.

If things are sent by ship then its a cargo and if its sent by road then its a shipment.

Respect people’s feelings. Even if it does not mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow’s a fresh opportunity to make it better.

Even GOD doesn’t propose to judge a man till his last day, why should you and I.

“There are somethings money can buy. For everything else there are tears.”

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

Government should hike the taxes on Liquor to recover the debts, instead of Petrol and Diesel.

Girlfriend is the only creature on Earth who thinks ki uske Boyfriend pe ladkiyan marti hain

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing.


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Some people wants big house, a fast car and lots of money. Others just want a small cabin in the woods away from those kind of people.

Happiness is a perfume. You cannot pour on others, without getting a few drops on yourself.

The person who says that money cannot buy happiness is the person who does not know where to go shopping..

I’m in love with my dreams, married to success and having an affair with life .

If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday

Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

When i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.

Never lose never know what tomorrow may bring.

There are two type of people in life :1. Who chase you 2. Whom you chase. But sometimes you should stop chasing people, wait and have a look at the one chasing you …

The person who really loves u sees what a mess u can be, how moody u can get, how hard u are to handle. but still wants you in his life.

Every new day is another chance to change something in your life, every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

Let your smile change the world, never let the world change your smile.

Accept the past for what it was. Acknowledge the present for what it is. Anticipate the future for what it can become.

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

Degrees are not important for any PM. But Honesty, Integrity, patience, and other things are important. #DegreeDikhaoPMSaab

Learn for Yesterday, Live for Today, Hope for Tomorrow….!! B-)

If someone shows you their true colours, don’t try to repaint them.

Every man needs a woman when he’s in mess, after all in a game of chess a queen protects his king…

If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.

It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.

Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.

Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.


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The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.

I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’

It’s a good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one makes your dreams come true.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others..

Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P

Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!