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100 Bollywood’s meanest, funkiest, funniest dialogues of 2018

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100 Bollywood’s meanest, funkiest, funniest dialogues of 2018

“Kitne aadmi thhe?”asked Gabbar Singh, and a million fans stood up to applaud. The hapless person AMJAD KHAN addressed these words to? Arre-O-Sambha!

Haarne Ka Darr Aur Jeetne Ki Umeed … In Dono Ke Beech Joh Ek Tension Wala Waqt Hota He Na … Kamaal Ka Hota He.

Jali Ko Aag Kehte He, Bhuji Ko Raakh Kehte He, Jis Raakh Se Barood Bane Usey Vishwanath Kehte He.

Bande He Hum Uske, Hum Pe Kiska Zor,
Umeedo Ke Suraj, Nikle Chaaron Aurr,
Iraade He Fauladi, Himmati Har Kadam,
Apne Haatho Kismat Likhne, Aaj Chale He Hum!

Maine diya baalon ka balidaan aur you’re acting like Irrfan Khan … thoda toh overacting banta hai na

Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko … kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko

Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai … par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu.

Tu bhola bhala hai dil, bekaar rulaya jayega … in shok haseeno se milkar, wallah bahut pachtayega.

Log kehte hai khoobsurat ladkiyan jab jhoot bolti hai … toh aur bhi khoobsurat lagti hai.

Pyar cancer ki tarah hota hai … bin bulaye aa jaata hai aur maarke chala jaata hai.

Tarikh par tarikh, tarikh par tarikh, tarikh par tarikh, tarikh par tarikh milti rahi hai … lekin insaaf nahi mila my lord…mili hai toh sirf yeh tarikh.

Mogambo khush hua.

Duniya Mein Do Tarah Ke Log Hote Hai … Winners And Losers … Lekin Zindagi Har Loser Ko Woh Ek Mauka Zaroor Deti He … Jis Mein Woh Winner Ban Sakta He.
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Mujhe Achcha Banne Ka Koi Shauk Nahin H … Suna He Upar Wala Achche Logon Ko Bohut Jald Apne Paas Bula Leta He.

Shaadi Ke Baad Ladki Ka Surname Badalta He … Par Tumhari Toh Kismat Hi Badali Hui Lagti He..

Jab Do Dost Dushman Bante He Toh Aur Bhi Khatarnak Hote He … Kyun Ki Woh Ek Doosre Ki Kamzori Jante He..

Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon … tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon … tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon.

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi … tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi.

Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hoon.

Love marriage mein aadmi khud apni marzi se kuaye ke andhar jaata hai … arranged marriage mein aadmi ka pura khandaan usko kuaye ke andhar dhakel deta hai … lekin jaata toh kuaye mein hi hai.

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai … lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai.

Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai … Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai.

Aag joh dil mein lagi hai, usse duniya mein laga doonga main … joh teri doli uthi, zamaane ko jalaa doonga main.

Humse door jaoge kaise, dil se hum mein bhulaoge kaise … hum woh khushboo hai joh saason mein bastein hai, khud ki saason ko rok paoge kaise.

Taareekh pe taareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milte hai to sirf taareekh,” SUUNY DEOL, angry young man of the ’90s

Joh main bolta hoon woh main karta hoon … joh main nahi bolta woh main definitely karta hoon..

Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di … uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta.

Zindagi Cash Se Nahi, Credit Card Se Bhi Nahi … Credit Pe Chalti He Zindagi Cash Se Nahi, Credit Card Se Bhi Nahi … Credit Pe Chalti He.

Jis School Mein Tune Ye Sab Seekha He Na … Uska Headmaster Aaj Bhi Mujhse Tuition Leta He.

Hum Tumhe Maarenge, Aur Zaroor Maarenge … Lekin Woh Bandook Bhi Hamari Hogi, Goli Bhi Hamari Hogi Aur Waqt Bhi Hamara Hoga.

Hamara Naam Hamari Personality Ko Shoba Deta He … Chulbul Pandey!.

Maan gaya toh thik hai … varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon.

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho … aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho.

Upar waale ne ek din inki life mein aaisa piece bheja … joh two piece pehne huye tha.

Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na … lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka.

Pyar, mohabbat, aashiqui sirf lafzon ke sivah aur kuch nahi … par jab woh mili … in lafzon ko mainne mil gaye.

Sari duniya pyar mein padi hui hai … sirf ek mujhe hi haq nahi hai? … ki main kisi se pyar kar sakun, koi mujhse pyar kar sake … kyun?

Ajeeb Desh He Hamara, Pizza Tees Minute Mein Pahuchne Ki Guarantee He … Lekin Ambulance?

Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, Poora Naam. Baap Ka Naam: Dinanath Chauhan. Maa Ka Naam Suhasini Chauhan. Gaon Mandwa. Umar 36 Saal, 9 Mahina, 8 Din aur Yeh Solva Ghanta .

“Aaj mere paas gaadi hai, bungla hai, paisa hai… tumhare paas kya hai?”
“Mere paas, mere paas… Maa hai…,”.

Amitabh Bachchan: “Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah”.

“SENORITA, BADE BADE SHEHRO ME AISI CHOTI CHOTI BAATE HOTE REHTI HAI” .

“DON KA INTEZAAR TOH BAARAH MULKO KI POLICE KAR RAHI HAI, MAGAR DON KO PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHIN NAMUMKIN HAI”.

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