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I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.

“F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.

Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

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If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.

I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?

Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.

In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)

I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once. .

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

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I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.

I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.

When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”

Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.

I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.

I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.

I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Trust in God, But lock your car.

It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.

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Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself…

Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.

Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…

I am the type of person, who wants to get good Marks, but doesn’t want to study!

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

It’s very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously.

Everyday is a second chance.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

I do not get drunk – I get awesome.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!

I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.

When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”

Train your mind to see good in everything…

Keep calm and enjoy life.

Always trying to cool my self.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

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