99 Cool Whatsapp Status – Best Whatsapp Status in 2018

99 Cool Whatsapp Status – Best Whatsapp Status in 2018

I Want #Boyfriend Like Mr. Google, He Will #Understand My Words Better.

Galileo: Great mind…Einstein: genius mind…Newton: gatesExtraordinary mind….Gates: brilliant mind…..ME: Never Mind.

Wow, now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley..

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

“We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort.”

“I don’t care what you think of me! Unless you think I’m awesome in which case, you’re right! Carry on.”

“Judge me and I’ll prove you wrong. Crush me and I will stand up on my own. The more that I hurt the more I will know I’m stronger each time, each time I fall.”

“I enjoy those small chats you have when people come up and talk to you about your work. It only involves a few seconds of effort to be nice to those people, and I am very grateful for the kind words that people have taken the trouble to express to me in person.”

“Yes we are imperfect but true love will make everything perfect. There are few things in life that i care for beyond life, one of them is love and the other is you”

“If I had to choose between loving you and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I love you.”

There are only two types of women, those who love me, or those who still do not know me..

If your problem is money and you have no money, then you do not have a problem..

Whatsapp Is My Life Partner, Coz Whatsapp Connect Me With My Lovely Friends.

The Great Dreams #Happen When Your Eyes Are Open…

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.

I wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my pens, keys, my temper and even my mind.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent…

One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! 🙂

Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!

Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.

“Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong & act like you’re okay. Strong walls shake, but never collapse.”

“If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.”

“I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car. ”

“It is a positive attitude towards life that makes dreams come true.”

“Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU.”

“I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair.”

Never allow yourself to be so desperate that you end up settling for far less than that you deserve.”

“Loving people live in a loving world. Hostile people live in a hostile world. Same world.”

“Sometimes it is better to express yourself without worrying about the results, than to regret forever”

“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor even touched, but just felt in the heart.”

“When I think rain, I think about singing. When I think about singing, it’s a heavenly tune. When I think about heaven then I think about angels. When I think about angels, I think about you”

“I knew the second I met you that there was something about you I needed. Turns out it wasn’t something about you at all. It was just you”