[100+] Facebook Bio Status, About Me Intro Quotes – Inspiring and Funny

[100+] Facebook Bio Status, About Me Intro Quotes – Inspiring and Funny

I’m the most awesome person I know.

I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.

I love Photoshop, It’s make me cool! ??

I won’t change – I was ‘being grown’ and not being adjusted to the opinion of the others.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

I know who I am. I am not perfect. I’m not the most beautiful woman in the world. But I’m one of them.


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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

Because I love myself, I listen to myself.

I’m not a face lift person. I am what I am.

Of course love is blind; it keeps me blind to myself.

I am what I am, I’m doing very well in my life, and I’m thankful to God for that.

I try to keep it real. I don’t have time to worry about what I’m projecting to the world. I’m just busy being myself.

I am what I am and I’m a horrible liar. I can’t do it. I’m just very candid.

A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

If your not wasted, the day is!

I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?


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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.

At last I graduated… Now thermometer is not the only thing in the world having degrees without brains.

Anyone knows my Instagram username not making a new account again.

Can someone tell me my Instagram username I locked myself out and I do not know what to do.

Eating a whole apple core because you can’t be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you’ve done it.

I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?

I swear Instagram the new Photoshop for some ugly bitches trying to look cute LOL.

I’m so poor, I can’t even pay attention!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Infuriatingly humble reader. .

If there’s no love in the world… let’s make some.

At last I graduated… now thermometer is not the only thing in the world having degrees without brains.

I still don’t understand Facebook, but here I am!

Professional procrastinator

A caffeine dependent life-form.

I don’t think of myself as pretty. I am what I am.

My life motto is ‘Do my best, so that I can’t blame myself for anything.

I Am In Love With Myself, With My Heart.

I don’t carry grudges, I carry flowers to funerals.

Whether I fail or succeed shall be no man’s doing but my own. I am the force.

Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account there is untold story in my life…

I please only one person a day and today is not your day. Just as tomorrow won’t be your day either.

I hear my silence talked of in every lane; The suppression of a cry is itself a cry of pain.

A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.

Buoyant, waggish, efficacious, indefatigable, demiurgic, convivial marketing companion, self-made thousandaire.

Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoes.

Don’t think you’re a pro photographer just because you use the lazy services of Instagram.

Instagram is like twitter, but it is for people who can’t read!

That cool moment when I feel proud… when a girl asks “are you on Facebook?

We are all going to hell and I am driving the bus .

Remember that guy who gave up? Neither does no one else

Due to an intense mind fog, all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

At the end of the day, life should ask us “do you want to save the changes?”


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Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.

I need 6 months of vacations, twice a year.

I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.

Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his myster

Analogue at birth, digital by design.

In some cultures what I do is considered normal.

I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.