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Top 100 Facebook hindi status For GF / BF / Wife Collection 2017

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Top 100 Facebook hindi status For GF / BF / Wife Collection 2017

pagli? tu facebook? k baat karti hai,
huM to ?OLX? pe bhi ladKi set? kR lete hai.

DP mat dekh Pagli?
?Dil? dekh Dil, Branded hai.

Hamari Nazro? se zyada Umeed? mat kar Pagli?,
Kyu ki ?Pyaar se Dekhna? to hamari Bachhpann? ki Aadat? hai.

Sun Pagli Tu “Mujhko” Chod Kar Jaarhi Ho To,
Ek Aakhri Baat Sunti Jao,
Seedhe “Bhad” Me Jana,
Left Right Mat Jana.

Aise koi ladki nahi bani,
jo hame maarne kaa irada bhi rakhe.

Teri Ego to do din ki khani ha par meri akad khandani hai.

Gulami toh tere ishq ki thi… Warna hum pehle bhi nawab the or aaj bhi hai

Gulami toh tere ishq ki thi… Warna hum pehle bhi nawab the or aaj bhi hai

??PAGLI? tu ?Attittude? ki baat mat kar,
Q ki jis ?Hospital? main tu ?blood? test karwati hain
wo hi mera ??Attitude? test karte hai!!

Kisi ko nicha dikhana meri fitrat mein nahi,
Aur koi mujhe nicha dikhakar bach jaye,
ye uski kismat mein nahi.

Naa tu Monkey hai,
Naa tu Donkey hai,
Magar tu Thoda Sanki hai.

Apno ka pyaar, Yahi hai yaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi..

Baat baat pe gussa karne wale log wohi hote hain jinko dusro ki fikr hoti ha..

Naino kee mat suniyo re.. Naino kee mat suniyo.. Naina thag lenge.

Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zubba ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai

I’m thinking of you and wanted to tell you that I love you.

Door se hi ek roz jo unka salaam aaya, Or hm umr bhr k liye unki mohabbat me giraftar ho gye

Woh Pagli? mujhe Kehti hai Tu Aawara hai,
hai isliye Kuwara? hai
mene kaha ?Agar? me kuwara ?na? hota
To tum ?ladkiyo? ka Guzara Na ?Hota?.

Shukar kar ?Pagli? me Tere Alawa kisi aur Ladki ki taraf nahi dekhta,
Warna Pata? nahi har gali me mere kitne sasuraal? hote.

Vo Pagli Apne aap ko Gali ki Basanti Hone ka Guroor Karti hai
?Nadan ye nahi jaanti ki hum Woh hi Sheher ke Gabbar hai.

Pagli Tere Jesi Pendrive ko Hack karne k liye,
Mujh jaise Virus ne Janam Liya hai.

Usne kaha chale jaao meri zindagi se.
Mene kaha kon ho tum bhaisahab.

Dekh bhai Mana ki Tu apne ilake ka sher hai,
par yaad rakhna me bhi Kutta banake marta hu.

Tu mujhe mil jaye ab itni choti soch nhi meri,
aur main tujhe mil jaun itni Tagdi approach nahi teri.

Hum na hoty to apko ghazal kon kehta, Ye to karishma ha hum pyar krny walon ka,

Talash kar meri kami ko apne dil mein ek baar, Dard ho to samajh lena mohabbat abhi baki hai..

Duniya ke hijab se abhi mehroom hain.. main or mera dil… Abhi bas itna pata hai. . Mujhe mohabbat hai tumse…

Ajab Hunnar Hai Mere Hath Mein, Yeh Sher Likhne Ka; Mein Apni Barbadiyan Likhta Hun, Log Wah Wah Karte Hain!

Ab aur nahi hoti ishq ki ghulami humse Usse kaho ki jao jiska hona hai ho jaye..!!

Mary Bad Ehal-e-Dil Ki Mehfiloon Mein Ja K… Meri Shairi Lary Gi Mary Khoon Ka Muqadma…

I ask Google all the questions that I am too embarrassed to ask actual people.

When you are thankful for what you have, you are always rewarded with more.

Chal Maana k Tujhe? Dekhne Ladke Marte Hai,
Par Pagli? Hume Dekhne to Ladkiya jeeti hai.

Are Pagli? Jitne ladke tere Friend list me hai,
Us se jyada ladkiya mere Block? List Me hai.

Tu Lakkh Koshishe Kar le,
Na Mere Dil Se Nafrat Kam Hogi,
Na Dimag Se Pyar mai buri hi to buri hi sahi,
tum apani dhekho.

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