200+ Funny Naughty Status Archives For Whatsapp & Facebook 2018

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200+ Funny Naughty Status Archives For Whatsapp & Facebook 2018

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. 😀

NAUGHTY. but in a nice way.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that a*ss!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

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When I die my gravestone is going to have a Like button.

Could I touch your belly button… from the inside?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

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People make the world go around but at some point don?t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don?t know whether to mount you or eat you!

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it…

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

If your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty-second lover.

You remind me of a Championship bass; I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

I am mom’s naughty boy.

A cat falls into the water, and the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story, a wet pussy always makes a happy cock?

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were to you, I’d be coming too.

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass.

I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date, who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.

Where do you bear on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.

You Don’T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.

I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’T Able To Find You.

I Am Currently Experiencing Life At The Rate Of 15 Wtf’S Every Hours.

When I Was A Kid I Used To Think The Moon Followed Our Car Everywhere.

My Goal This Weekend Is To Move Only Enough So People Know I’M Not Dead.

I Wish I Lived In A World Wher Mosquitoes Would Such Fat Instead Of Blood.

I Will Do Anything Humanly Possible To Reach The Remote Without Getting Up.

I’M Super Lazy Today !! Which Is Like Normal Lazy, But I’M Also Wearing A Cape.

I Smile Because You’Re My Family. I Laugh Because There’S Nothing You Can Do About It.

Always Speak The Truth No Matter How Bitter Harsh It It. But Run Immediately After Saying It.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Life’s Irony Little Girls Want Barbie Dolls And Little Boys Want Big Cars. After Growing Up Big Girls Want Cars And Big Boys Want Barbie Dolls.

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entering The class without Permission n saying to MAM: “Hey SwEeTy!” “CARRY ON DONT STOP”…

Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES

Caterpillar last words to a guy who’s about to kill him u r just jealous that i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. 😛

A notice in a factory for girl workers. “If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”

What’s common between the sun and women’s underwear? a) Both are hot b) Both look better while going down c) Both disappear by night.

LOVE is like a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor?….Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason.

Its Really Funny And Hilarious When Wife Thinks Shes Punishing Her Husband By Not Talking To Him For Days.

Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. So, If You Can’T Laugh At Yourself, Call Me….I’Ll Laugh At You.

Whenever I Have A Panic Attach I Put A Brown Paper Big Over My Mouth…And Drink All Of The Vodka Inside It Seems To Help.

When I Call My Parents & They Don’T Answer It’S No Big Deal But When They Call Me & I Don’T Answer Its Like To World War Iii.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to bang you on the floor.