100+ Best Funny Valentines Day Status & Short Funny Messages in 2018

100+ Best Funny Valentines Day Status & Short Funny Messages in 2018

Please accept this bundle of fragrant plants grown expressly to be killed while in their prime as a token of my love for you.

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you’re single: priceless!

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.

I just saved a bunch of money on valentines day by switching to single.


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I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.

keeps hearing that the right person will come along… I think mine got hit by a truck.

I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.

Seriously, do I look like a Valentine’s person?

What did the painter say to his Girlfriend? “I love you with all my art!”

It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.

Valentines day. Another great holiday to remind some of us how truly alone we are.

I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine’s day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.


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Darling, will you be my player number 2?

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 364 days of the year.

My only wish today is to run into one of my exes with my new Valentine.

It’s good to know that my Valentine’s Day as a single person is anyway more romantic than married ones.

If your sister is alone during Valentine’s day, you may comfort her by saying that 80 percent of your socks are single but you have never seen them crying because of that.

I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

I wish your Valentine’s Day celebration gets a tone of likes.

I really wish I could kiss you on Valentines day but that’s not gonna happen.


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Good Night Quotes Hindi
Anniversary Status for Whatsapp in English
Happy Birthday Wishes
Happy Birthday Uncle

My home made Valentines Day cards say “Would let you lick all the cookie batter off the spoon.” That shit says you care…

From the moment our eyes first met, I knew I’d spend the rest of my life… trying to avoid you!

So do you call her at midnight to wish her Happy Valentine’s Day? Or it can wait till morning? What’s the procedure on these things?

Your presence in my life brings loving thoughts within my heart, wonderful smiles on my face and peace in my soul.

Last night I matched every star with a reason for loving you. I ran out of stars because my love is countless.

Love is not having someone give you the world. Love is creating a whole new world together. Happy Valentines Day!

Life’s greatest happiness is to know we are loved. Thanks for being the best Valentine ever!

I don’t love valentine’s day but I love half price chocolate day.

I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.

Already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?

You’ve to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.

My only wish today is to run into one of my exes with my new Valentine!

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Happy Valentine’s Day to someone who took a bigger risk marrying me than the guy who’s about to marry Amanda Knox.

You should leave office earlier on February 14th so that your colleagues thought you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.

I wish you were be my emergency contact person one day.

I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend they are from you.

No, darling, I don’t think it would be appropriate to give you your Valentine’s Day gift at the restaurant.

I have a tradition to wish Happy Valentine’s Day to the person that I’ve slept with most recently.

I’ll be spending this Valentine’s Day with my pants off for the sad kind of reason.

I wonder who has thought of Valentine’s Day – personally, I don’t need a special holiday to remind me that I’m single.

My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentine’s Day.

You may find it hard to find a girlfriend on Valentines’ Day if your X-ray is better than you photo.

If you wake up on February 15th at the same time that you used to go to sleep before, you must have turned old.

For this Valentine’s Day I’m going to have a quite night and think about why I didn’t succeed in the last 40 Valentine’s Days.

The way you wake me up and hold me in your arms every morning makes for a great start of my day, and I know you will always make me feel this special no matter how much we grow old.

I always wanted someone who will understand me and make me go beyond my weakness to achieve my goals, and in you I found my love. I love you more every day.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.

May your status on Facebook do not change to ‘complicated’ after this Valentine’s Day.

Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.

Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?…..just asking for a friend.

My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me.

It’s a pity to tell you I’m sorry my period ruined your plans for this Valentine’s Day.

It’s good to know that my Valentine’s Day as a single person is anyway more romantic than married ones.

Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentines Day. We’ll have that vacuum cleaner working in no time.

I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promise to forbid Valentine’s Day.

My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

I called McDonald’s to make a reservation for Valentine’s Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone.

Love without you is Impossible… Happy Valentine’s Day to u my beloved king. I Love u.

If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.

Roses are red, fitness is great, I would’ve gotten you chocolate, but you need to lose some weight

My friends are the most weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them. Happy Valentines’ Day everyone!!

I just wanted to tell you, on this very special Valentine’s Day: I’m exceptionally thankful you lowered your standards enough to date me.

I remember when a MIX tape off the radio (while the DJ wasn’t talking) was the best Valentine EVER!!