300+ Funny Whatsapp Status, Short Funny Quotes for Facebook Messages 2018

300+ Funny Whatsapp Status, Short Funny Quotes for Facebook Messages 2018

Math : Mental Abuse To Humans

Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.

Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.

My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.

Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?

If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.

An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.


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My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.


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Hey, I’ll be back in 5 minutes but if I’m not just read this message again.

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

If you think no one cares about you, try missing a couple car payments.

I salute all my haters with my middle finger.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

You smell like hidden motives, get away from me.

We aren’t friends until we start insulting each other on a daily basis.

Your body is allergic to some people. Know how to read the signs.

Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.

You’re so lucky that I’m terrified of prison.

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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

I Won’T Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food.

Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don’T Speak English.

Dear I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger….But I Love You Now.

All My Life I Thought Air Was Free….Untill I Bought A Bag Of Chips.

I’Ll Be Back In 5 Minutes But If I’M Not Just Read This Message Again.

Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.

If Each Day Is A Gift, I Would Like To Know Where I Can Return Mondays.

If You Say You’Re Cooler Than Me….Does That Make Me Hotter Than You ?

I”M Going To Bed Really Means I’M Going To Lie In Bed And Go On My Phone.

God Made Every Person Different. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To China.

The Word ” Studying ” Was Made Up Of Two Words Originally ” Students Dying “.

I Don’T Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.


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That Moment When You Miss One Step On The Stairs & You Think You’Re About To Die.

Don’T Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person. Think If Yourself As A Beautiful Monkey.

I Smile Because You’Re My Family. I Laugh Because There’S Nothing You Can Do About It.

Long Time Ago I Used To Have A Life, Until Someone Told Me To Get Into Social Networking.

Sometimes I Wish I Was A Bird….So I Could Fly Over Certain People & Poop On Their Heads.

Chocolates Comes From Cocoa, Which Is Tree. That Makes It A Plant….So Chocolate Is A Salad.

I Don’T Have To Worry About Getting Kidnapped, They Would Bring Me Back In Less Than An Hour

My Idea Of A Good Morning Is One When I Open My Eyes, Take A Deep Breath, Then Go Back To Sleep.

People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”.

Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped..

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

If common sense is so common why is there so many people without it??

I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.

People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, just noise..

When you care for someone, their happiness matters more than yours…!!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things, people say you can’t .

Every problem comes with some solution…If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s not a problem..!

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep people close to you.

You seem to be on your own path. Unfortunately, there’s a “socio” in front of it.

I don’t think my iPhone is working. I pressed the home button, but I’m still here

I’ve been diagnosed with “awesomeness.” You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught it.

Warning! I know karate… and some other words.