Best *99* Instagram Bio Quotes – Short Instagram Status and Captions in 2018

Best *99* Instagram Bio Quotes – Short Instagram Status and Captions in 2018

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.

My life with you is something that I would never trade, even for all of the riches under heaven.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.

Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.

A Nomad in search for the perfect burger. Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me

Everyone on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius.


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People of my age are busy with Relation, break up, heart break, patch ups and I am still
figuring out a way to wake up before 10 am.

Can someone tell me my Instagram username I locked myself out and I do not know what to do.

Eating a whole apple core because you can’t be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you’ve done it.

Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am excellent at parallel parking.

A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.

Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoes.

Born when young, living it older

Easily distract, they have always said

It is truly difficult to be waiting for something that you know may never come to pass, however, it is even harder to give up on something that you really want

Follow me Cos I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

Darling im a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Everything happens here is funny as long as it is happening to someone you

Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing


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The price of being a sheep is boredom. The price of being a wolf is loneliness. Choose one or the other with great care

I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel

God is working for you tonight, Heaven is holding conversations about you, Angels have been assigned to you, Be at peace

Amigo, would you be able to ideal model?

Espresso Drinker, e Reader Addict, Blogger. I’m exceptionally occupied and wonderful

Presently meeting expectations towards a MBA with an accentuation in dream football

Uncovered. Regularly Unreliable. Effectively distract

I completely loathe Instagram, and whatever else needing to do with hashtags.

Would someone be able to let me know my Instagram username I bolted myself out and I don’t realize what to do

Chocolate doesn’t make inquiries, chocolate gets it

Eating an entire apple center in light of the fact that you can’t be tried setting off to the container, let it be known, you’ve done it.

I have not lost my brain – its moved down on HD some place.

I’m truly a titan cupcake. Perplexed about crazy rides and dry ice

On the off chance that you don’t have anything pleasant to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together

I generally feel tragic for seedless watermelons, in light of the fact that imagine a scenario in which they needed infants.

I am a performing artist and an essayist and I co-made my breakfast and my child, Malachai.

I am returning to face the truth that an ordinary day is not lager on the shoreline or calamari in the stomach.

I just rap occasionally

I shouldn’t be permitted to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m tipsy!

Are you a banker because I’d like you to leave me a loan?

Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd & geek, decreaser of world sucking……

I’m not perfect. I’ll annoy you, make fun of you, say stupid things, but you’ll never find someone who loves you as much as I do.

You’ll know they’re special when no matter what kind of mood you’re in, they can always manage to make you smile.

If you dare, take my hand and take me to where your heart is. I want to feel what it’s like to love like you.

When you love me like that, I melt into honey. Let’s be sweet together.

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

There is no other woman in the world like you. I am the luckiest man alive to be able to call you mine.

No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

I’ve realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isn’t all we need—love is all there is.

I’ve been waiting hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled.

When you fall for someone’s personality, almost everything about them becomes handsome and beautiful.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Before you, I never believed in forever. Now, I know that is not long enough to spend with you.

While heaven must surely mourn the loss of one of its own, we mere mortals celebrate your grace.

When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.

Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Blogger. I’m very busy and awesome.

Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.

Don’t think for a second that I actually care what you have to say.

I have Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. I guess that makes me an instant twit face.

I’m fabulous. I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.

You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth!

I think it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have an Instagram now days.

Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on the Facebook.

I don’t have much to give you. I’m not a rich man. What I can promise is that everything I do will be for you, always.

Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not.

No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.


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I never beat my kids, but when I need them punished, I have them wearing a pair of coloured corks and Justin -Bieber’s T-shirts and the other kids will do the beating for me

I truly love everybody, the only difference is that there are some that I love being around, others I love to avoid completely while others I love to kick them on their arses

The strangers that I meet, think that I am quiet, my friends think that I am outgoing, but my best friend knows that I am crazy

The world is wonderful because you are in it are make me dizzy in the head