200+ Insults Status and Short Insults Sayings for Whatsapp, Facebook Messages

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200+ Insults Status and Short Insults Sayings for Whatsapp, Facebook Messages

It’s not that I’m smarter than you, it’s just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

You are very beautiful, no doubt about that but I will still rate a monkey ahead of you.

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

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What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is going to stay a monkey.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable. But looking at you, that is just illegal.

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Mix with people with a good attitude.

How would you like to feel the way you look?

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

Beware the disease Idiotitis. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. May be contagious. Best defense: slap and run.

There is no cure for backstabbing hypocrite son of a bitch that pretend to be your friend but you will found out his/her true color in the end.

I hate having to put up with your shit when I get into trouble for serving my own, yeah you know who you are, your the one who breathes my air! just wait bitch!

I may be a Bitch, but you have a little penis! Have a great day!

Some People think they need a ladder to Climb up to the Pedistal.Thrown they think they Sit on. Here is A STEP-STOOL..don’t Hurt yourself on the Way Up ! Get Real !

just thinking?? Who does a whore call when they wants to call out of work??? Those of you with personal experience may answer below…LoL

Ya know whats fun? scuba diving 🙂 coz then you can get raped by a shark it will eat your corpse but then throw you back up coz your a worthless piece of shit!

Don’t feel bad a lot of people have no brain…

If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook Wall.

Hey, idiot, know how I know you’re not writing your own status? Because you spelled everything right.

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Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

“You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog!

Being nice to someone you dislike doesn’t mean you’re being fake. It means you’re mature enough to tolerate that individual.

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t care.

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: It’s surely the past tense.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Holy wow, it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: Yeah, every time I look at you.

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

I’d insult you right now. But I was raised not to make fun of the mentally challenged. You are lucky.

You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does?

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

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It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

cried today…i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!

Dear Girls,if you are annoyed by too many friend request from boys.Just set your original pic as profile pic.if it doesn’t work wash your face, take a pic and try again.

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement

Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?