Top 100 Interesting Status For Facebook and Whats App in 2017

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Top 100 Interesting Status For Facebook and Whats App in 2017

“ For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept. ”

“ Is On The Toilet (>_<) (o_o) (0_0) ~ (^_^) Ahhhhhhhh That`s Better. ”

“ I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer. ”

“ I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights. ”

“ I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button. ”

“Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM” ”

“ LIKE if you have that one friend that Laughs at everything. Even when it’s not funny. ”

“ “Was that lightning?!” “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…””

“ Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook. ”

“If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old. ”

“If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids, why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults? ”

“That awkward moment when someone *Likes* One of your Very old Facebook statuses and you think “Creeper”. ”

“The best feature of the iPhone is the feature that keeps you from getting pushed in the pool. ”

“ I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong”

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“ when a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.:D ”

“ My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:”

“ That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.”

“ Never look back. If Cinderella went to pick up her shoe, she would not had become a princess.:D ”

“ That awesome moment when you got a question wrong on a test but your teacher accidentally marked it correct. ”

“ If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.”

“ We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police ”

“ A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ”

“ A big shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money! ”

“I think it’s really cool how the word “OK” is a sideways person! ”

“ Today is the first day of the rest of your life…And if that doesn’t work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life… ”

“Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not it will tell you who can fix it. ”

“ Time is precious. Waste it wisely. ”

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“ Mom always said not to write on walls…but apparently on Facebook you can. ”

“ I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name. ”

“Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W. ”

“ Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. ”

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