I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
Rehte Hain Aas-Pass Hi,
Lekin Sath Nahi Hote,
Kuchh Log Jalte Hain Mujhse,
Bas Khaak Nahi Hote.
UMAR SE TO MAI CHOTA HU LAKIN BADE-BADE AASHIQ MUJE SALAM THOKTE HAI…
NA CHHURI RAKHTA HU,OR NA PISTOL RAKHTA HU, DILWALO KA BETA HU BAS DIL ME JIGAR RAKHTA HU!…
Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun..
Can you do me a favour? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me.
I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition
and there are no other copies!
If people have a problem with you, always remember,
it is THEIR problem.
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…
Every problem comes with some solution…If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
I know i am awesome, so i don’t care about your opinion.
What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.
MAT DEKH HASINA MUJE TU YU “HASTE-HASTE”MERE KAMINE DOSTO NE DEKH LIYA TO KAHENGE
“BHABHI NAMASTEY-NAMASTEY” ??
TERI PIC DEKH KAR ZAMANA RUK JATA HAI,PAR MERI PIC DEKH KAR ZAMANA JHUK JATA HAI!!
Peene Pilane Ki Kya Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Karte The,
Jitni Tum Jaam Mein Liye Baithe Ho,
Utni Hum Paimaane Mein Chod Diya Karte The.
Bewafai Karke Niklun Ya Wafa Kar Jaunga,
Shehar Ko Har Zaike Se Aashna Kar Jaunga,
Tu Bhi Dhoondega Mujhe Shauq-e-Saza Mein Ek Din,
Main Bhi Koi Khoobsurat Si Khata Kar Jaunga.
It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP!
I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
When someone says: you are UGLY TELL them
oh sorry I was trying to look like you
I enjoy when people show ATTITUDE to me because
it shows that they need an ATTITUDE to impress ME.
Nothing positive comes from being negative all the time.
Change your attitude!
Your imagination has much to do with your life.
It is for you to decide how you want
your imagination to serve you.
Good news is I’m smiling. Bad news is it’s the kind
of smile that people should fear.
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
I can’t change the destination of wind but I can change the bad thinking of mine.
The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.
“BIKNE WALE BAHOT HAI, JAO KHARID LO, PAR HUM ‘KIMAT’ SE NHI ‘KISAMAT’ SE MILA KARTE HAI.”
NOBODY CAN GIVE YOU FREEDOM, NOBODY CAN GIVE YOU JUSTICE, NOBODY GIVES YOU A LIFE, IF YOU ARE A MAN YOU TAKE IT YOUR SELF..
Ek Alag Si Pehchaan Banane Ki Aadat Hai Humein,
Zakhm Ho Jitna Gehra Utna Muskurane Ki Aadat Hai Humein,
Sab Kuch Luta Dete Hai Dosti Mein,
Kyunki Dosti Nibhaane Ki Aadat Hai Humein.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
Every friendship doesn’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.