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{*Latest*} Crazy Status for Whatsapp, Short Crazy Quotes, Facebook Messages

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{*Latest*} Crazy Status for Whatsapp, Short Crazy Quotes, Facebook Messages

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!

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Crush Status
Style Status
Instagram Bio Quotes
Attitude Status For Girls
Hollywood Movies Dialouges
Facebook Bio Status

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

You know, and I know you know and you know that I know you know what you know!

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Rose Day status
Kiss Day Images
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Valentine Week
Valentine Day Status
Propose Day Status

A dog will love you more then your wife… Don’t believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.

I’m not crazy! I just have too much awesomeness for you to take. 😛

OK, I laughed often (got stared at), I loved harder (one new restraining order), and I danced like no one was watching,.. THAT was when they locked me up! HELP!

The purple monkeys are out to get me…I swear they are. They have teamed up the the sock eating garden gnomes…they are trying to invade my bubble wrap fort.

Me Normal? WHO SAID THAT! I’ll stab them with a gummy bear!

Special thanks to the penguins, couldn’t have done it without you.

Finally got the voices in my head to stop talking so loud. Just wrap your head in duct tape and they sound muffled! Ha ha I win!

Why are you just sitting there looking at my status..huh? because you just wasted about 35seconds of your life..dummy!!=P

when life hands you skittles, don’t eat them go around throwing them at random people screaming “TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!!”

The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.!

I may be a bad girl but I’m a damn good women.

Don’t be the part of problem, be the whole problem.

Craziness is my childhood problem.

It’s not so bad being crazy. You’ll never run out of friends; even if they are imaginary. LOL

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Crush Status
Good Night Quotes Hindi
Anniversary Status for Whatsapp in English
Happy Birthday Wishes
Happy Birthday Uncle”

Wrestling is obviously fake why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic!!!

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

You know if a man masturbates At least twice a day it reduces their chance of getting Prostate cancer I worked it out for me and works out I’m immortal.

Group projects makes me understand why batman prefers to work alone.

Keep me in your heart and not in your mind, bcoz I’m MIND-BLOWING

Dont waste your time by reading my whatsapp status

The most career destroying line for Indian guys.. Bhaaaaai.. Tujhe Dekh rahi hai..

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.

My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge

Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) 🙂

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. 🙂

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture 🙂

I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won 🙂

you want to know why your my best friend, cuz your with me in the padded room, with comfy tight jackets and nice ghosts that give us candy!!

I’m so lonely, i was driven 2 talk 2 myself, then i started getting into arguments with myself, then i lost them all, and now I’m not speaking 2 me anymore.

Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

well call me butter cuz I’m on a roll!

My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.

I don’t have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long…

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