“Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.”
IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.
I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
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I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!
Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!
I’M Sexy & I Know It.
If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.
Respect Those Who Deserve It Not Demand It.
Be Yourself; Everyone Else Is Already Taken.
I An Not Lazy, I Am Just On My Energy Saving Mode.
People Say Me Bad.. But Assurance Me I Am The Worst!.
Only Fools Fall In Love And I Think, I Am One Of Them.
I’M Not A Second Option. You Either Choose Me Or Lose Me.
Always Remember That You Are Unique Just Life Everyone Else.
Be Happy In Front Of People Who Don’T Like You ” It Kills Them “.
I Dont Have Attitude Problem. I Have Attitude & Problem Is Yours.
Work So Hard That One Day Your Signature Will Be Called An Autograph.
You Are The Reason Why I Wake Up Every Morning. Just Kidding I Have School.
Choose Me Or Loose Me. I’M Not Backup Plan And Definitely Not A Second Choice.
Don;T Judge My Past, Look At My Present, I Am Sure My Future Is Really Rocking.
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Knowledge Is Knowing Tomato Is A Fruit ….Wisdom Is Not Putting Is A Fruit Salad.
I Don’T Have An Attitude Problem. I Just Have A Personality That You Can’T Handle.
I’M Not Single. I’M Not Taken. I’M Simply On Reserve For The One Who Deserve My Heart.
I’M Not Sad For Being Single. Rather I’M Thinking About Her, Who Is Single Because Of Me.
Love Your Girl Like You Love Your Hot Coffee ………Enjoy It Before Its Hotness Goes.
Perfect Boyfriend : Does Not Drink, Does Not Smoke, Does Not Cheat And Also Does Not Exist ??
I Love Texting Instead Of Phone Calls Because It Gives Me More Time To Think What To Say
If Someone Throws A Stone At You, Throw A Flower At Them. But Remember To Throw The Flower Pot With It.
I’M The Girl That Always Has Been Phone In Her Hands, Headphones In Her Ears And That One Guy On Her Mind.
It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.
Good friends are like starts. you don’t always see them. but you know they are there !
If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
Jesus loves you, it’s everybody else that thinks you’re an a…
My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
I.don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. ?
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Not always available, try your luck ?
Pleasing everyone … impossible.
Pissing off everyone … always possible.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
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You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
Kya rog de gayi hai nye mousam ki barish,
Mujhe yaad aa rahe hain mujhe bhul jane wale
Kal raat barasti rahi sawan ki ghata bhi,
Aur hum bhi teri yaad mein dil khol ke roye
Agar neend aa jaaye toh so bhi liyaa karo….
raaton ko jagney se mohabbat lota nahin karti…
Ik Sawaal ke Jawaab Par Itni Khamoshi kyun,
Itna Hi Poocha Tha , Kabhi Kisi Se Wafa Bhi Ki Hai?.
Bahut roka tha is dil ko ki usse itni mohabbat na kar
Ab dard bhi saha nahi jata tere har baar na karne se…
Hum Hi Betaab Nahi Hain Dard-E-Judai Ki Kasam…!!!
Kabhi To Wo Bhi Royega Tanhai Mein Hamein Yaad Kar Ke
I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.