100+ Super Short Status in English for Whatsapp

100+ Super Short Status in English for Whatsapp

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.

Your Whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then why aren’t you texting me.

The most painful memory is that.. when I walked away and you let me go.

No matter how much u have hurt me, I still pray for you every night.

Yesterday I was sad today i’m happy yesterday i had a problem today i still have the same problem..

I’m not afraid to fall in LOVE, i am afraid to fall for a wrong person again.

Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.

If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.

I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.

I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide

When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.


Being Ignored
Islamic Whatsapp Status
Funny Facebook Posts
Feeling Alone Status
angry Status
Anniversary Satus
Wedding Anniversary Status
Emotional Status

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.

You don’t have to like me after all, I’m not a Facebook status.

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.

Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.

If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.

God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.

I Am Single Because GOD Is Busy Writing the Best Love Story For Me.

Every moment I spent with u.. is like beautiful dream come true.

Tum Zindagi mein aa to gye magar khyal rakhna.. Hum jaan de dete hain magar jane nahi dete.

Hath Unka Chu Jaye Humare Chehre Ko.. Isi Umeed Mein Hum khud ko Rulate Hein.

Mat puchh kaise guzar rahi hai zindagi,,Us daur se guzar rahi hu jo guzarta hi nhi,,


Romantic Love Quotes
Sad Life Quotes
Quotes Muslimah

Wise Quotes About Life
Love Romantic Quotes
Inspiring Love Quotes

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

When you think there is nothing left in your life,just keep working hard until you die 🙂

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.

People tend to repeat mistakes made by others over the generations, not learning from them.

A good reputation is precious, difficult to earn and cannot be bought.

Before you begin to hope about possessing something, make sure you are qualified for it.

For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.

I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.

That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.

It is impossible to change someone’s ways or habits, especially if he is old and resists change.

People tend to lose respect for people they are close to or in close company with all the time.


Happy Birthday Wishes SMS
Motivational SMS in Hindi
Being Ignored Quotes Someone You Love
Love SMS In Hindi
Interesting Status
Good Morning SMS
Good Morning Text
Good Morning Messages

An extremely proud person runs the risk of being humbled in front of everyone.

Something that one already has is better than going after something seemingly more worthwhile that one may not be able to get.

Do something as you have seen it done although it may be different from your own way of doing it.

I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.

I dont care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they din’t make it to my future!

I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/

Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

Two fundamentals of cool life :–) Walk like you are the KING or walk like you don’t care, who is the KIND 😉

I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

Sometimes you have to just move forward, and move on.No doubts, no questions and no looking back… Just move on…

There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE…

I’m nobody’s second option. better you either CHOOSE me, or you lose me

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don’t work out.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.