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{200+} Wine Status and Short Wine Quotes – Funny Wine Captions in 2018

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{200+} Wine Status and Short Wine Quotes – Funny Wine Captions in 2018

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.

If I ever sound inspirational, one of us is drunk.

You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups.

I’m a green tea addict, though the occasional glass of red wine is nice, too.

I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.

“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”

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“Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”

“As I ate the oysters with their strong taste of the sea and their faint metallic taste that the cold white wine washed away, leaving only the sea taste and the succulent texture, and as I drank their cold liquid from each shell and washed it down with the crisp taste of the wine, I lost the empty feeling and began to be happy and to make plans.”

“Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing.”

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“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”

“It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine”

“Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch or dinner.”

“The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.”

“Life is too short to drink bad wine.”

“We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.”

“I should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved.”

“If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes.”

“Wine enters through the mouth,
Love, the eyes.
I raise the glass to my mouth,
I look at you,
I sigh.”

Life is too short, and I’m Italian. I’d much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.

Look, all I’m saying is that the dinosaurs didn’t drink alcohol and look what happened to them.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Drinking Tip: Never buy the first round cause that’s when people care what they’re drinking!

Wine cheers the sad, revives the old, inspires the young, makes weariness forget his toil.

Like human beings, a wine’s taste is going to depend a great deal on its origins and its upbringing.

High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.

Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life’s most civilized pleasures.

“God many only water, but man made wine.”

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

I like on the table, / when we’re speaking, / the light of a bottle / of intelligent wine.

Wine to me is passion. It’s family and friends. It’s warmth of heart and generosity of spirit. Wine is art. It’s culture. It’s the essence of civilization and the art of living.

“A person with increasing knowledge and sensory education may derive infinite enjoyment from wine.”

“Wine, it’s in my veins and I can’t get it out.”

“Wine has been a part of civilized life for some seven thousand years. It is the only beverage that feeds the body, soul and spirit of man and at the same time stimulates the mind…”

Wine. Because no great story starts by drinking water.

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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.

“My objection to war was not that I had to kill somebody or be killed senselessly, that hardly mattered. What I objected to was to be denied the right to sit in a small room and starve and drink cheap wine and go crazy in my own way and at my own leisure.”

“Aw I don’t wanta go to no such thing, I just wanta drink in alleys.’…
But you’ll miss all that, just for some old wine.’
There’s wisdom in wine, goddam it!’ I yelled. ‘Have a shot!”

“High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.”

“There are thousands of wines that can take over our minds. Don’t think all ecstasies are the same!”

“Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile”

“Most bad,” the host concluded. “If you ask me, something sinister lurks in men who avoid wine, games, the company of lovely women, and dinnertime conversation. Such people are either gravely ill or secretly detest everyone around them.”

“Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.”

“Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares”

“Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse – and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness –
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.”

“It [discovering Finnish] was like discovering a wine-cellar filled with bottles of amazing wine of a kind and flavour never tasted before. It quite intoxicated me.”

“There are hours for rest, and hours for wakefulness; nights for sobriety and nights for drunkenness—(if only so that possession of the former allows us to discern the latter when we have it; for sad as it is, no human body can be happily drunk all the time).”

My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately!

My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, wine, food.

A good man can make you feel like you can take on the world…. Oh no sorry.. No… Its wine…. wine does that..

Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. – Joan Collins

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others. – Diogenes

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.

The wine-cup is the little silver well, Where truth, if truth there be, doth dwell.

One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.

Wine to me is passion. It’s family and friends. It’s warmth of heart and generosity of spirit. Wine is art. It’s culture. It’s the essence of civilization and the art of living.

Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

“This is a really round wine”, I am often told, makes me imagine what a “square” red or a “triangular”

Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

I think it is a great error to consider a heavy tax on wines as a tax on luxury. On the contrary, it is a tax on the health of our citizens.

“If Bacchus ever had a color he could claim for his own, it should surely be the shade of tannin on drunken lips, of John Keat’s ‘purple-stained mouth’, or perhaps even of Homer’s dangerously wine-dark sea.”

“The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.”

“She lived frugally, but her meals were the only things on which she deliberately spent her money. She never compromised on the quality of her groceries, and drank only good-quality wines.”

“A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover”

“He knew that Hop-Frog was not fond of wine; for it excited the poor cripple almost to madness; and madness is no comfortable feeling.”

“You are trying to lure us into revealing information you’re not entitled to? With chocolate and wine? Are you amateurs?”

“Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year at which you stand in the corner of your writing room, shouting very loudly to yourself while drinking a bottle of white wine. Then masturbate under the desk. The following day you will feel a deep and cohering sense of embarrassment.”

“Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books”

“The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.”

“Drink freely the wine life offers you and don’t worry how much you spill.”

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